✸ anything goes redux

[asterism]

TEST DRIVE OFF A CLIFF

Arceus, take the wheel.

1. NORTH IS UP RIGHT?    We're lost. Try not to die.
2. IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN WE GOT HERE!    See, it was broken from the start!
3. JUST LIKE MAMA!    How are we supposed to cook this thing?
4. WANNABE WEDDING PLANNER.    Let's work together to get that ship to sail!
5. VOLUNTEERED FOR A MURDERGAME.    That sure is a dead body we have to investigate.
6. ANYTHING GOES! COMING UP OOO!    Whoever made these prompts sucks, let's make our own!