✸ anything goes

[asterism]

Something slightly more cleverer here will come later, but the goal of all this is to be absolutely hideous. /nodnod

Comments

[iyaya]

[Butterfly bunnies are nothing new to him, but they might be to you...

How do you react to the strange critter in this guy's lap?]

[lapinfrost]

[ Obviously, it's a demon! Which means it must be eyed carefully underneath his poker face. ]

[iyaya]

[It's certainly messed up enough to be mistaken for one. Look, it's got multicolor eyes. And are those canine teeth?

Have a casual wave from the kid, though.]

Something up?

[lapinfrost]

[ Have a casual wave back. ]

Just wondering what breed that is.

[iyaya]

[He resumes using that hand to pet the... critter.]

No idea. Looks kinda like a bunny-rabbit?

[...yes, thank you for stating the obvious. Or maybe it's not so obvious for him?]

[lapinfrost]

It looks different from any rabbit I've seen.

[ Read: any rabbit from Earth. ]

[iyaya]

Kinda like, kinda. I'd have to ask Araragi, I dunno what's going on in her head most of the time.

[lapinfrost]

I see.

[ Pause. ]

Is it an alien?

[onelifeinside]

[ Lady will just stroll to the guy's lap and try to nuzzle it. Because that's what a dignified cat does as a greeting. ]

[iyaya]

[It will nuzzle back! And because you have cat ears, Mr. Weird-Glasses will reach over to give you a pat on the head, too.]

Where'd you come from?

[onelifeinside]

[ Lady snugs into the pat because pats are nice, along with a faint sound of purring. And you look like a relative of some sort, but without the ears. ]

Inside.

[iyaya]

[He sees absolutely nothing strange about this. Earscritches for the housepet who looks like she could be his distant cousin!]

Then this place must be pretty busy for ya, huh?